From The Hater:

Where Is Evan Rachel Wood Supposed To Be From?

Whatever Works

by Amelie Gillette May 12, 2009

Last week, the trailer for Whatever Works, the new Woody Allen joint starring Larry David as Larry David playing Woody Allen, found its way online. In it, Evan Rachel Wood plays a dim-witted girl who is apparently hails from some ( Read more... )

Because I've told so many people about this, why not put it here? Swiped from The Onion AV Club:

Romance Minus the Schmaltz: 29 Falling-in-Love Movies We Actually Believe In

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From here:

He's Just Not That Into You Tugs At The Testicles

No homo.
by Amelie Gillette, January 23, 2009

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Across the Universe is plenty flawed (especially with its marketing) but most of the musical numbers hold up and I HATE BEATLES COVERS.

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I asked my father about the war once, asking if he burned his draft card, marched on Washington, or otherwise protested. He said he got called up and when they gave him his physical, they dismissed him ("F", which ( Read more... )

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Swiped from The Onion AV Club:

The MPAA Thinks You're Stupid( Oh COME ON! It's hilarious! )

Bold the ones you've seen.
Put an asterisk after the movie title* if you really liked it.
Cross it out if you saw a film and really disliked it.
Underline the ones you own.

alivemagdolene sez: I'm going by whether or not I like or dislike it TODAY.

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Ever see the movie Pink Flamingos? No? Moron. Seriously, it's quite the cinema. Here's a pretentious theory I'd like to expand upon:

John Waters biographer Robrt L Pela (not a misspelling, apparently, that's his name) has claimed that Pink Flamingoes has links to Christian theory. He and I will now list preposterous links ( Read more... )